He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
