We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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