Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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