how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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