If i come over, it means nothing
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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