Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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