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(614): View more from Ohio

i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?

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(217): View more from Illinois

Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people

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(416): View more from Toronto

He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol

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(302): View more from Delaware

My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall

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(540): View more from Virginia

Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.

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(916): View more from California

Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.

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(906): View more from Michigan

Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this

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