What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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