no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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