Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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