And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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