If i come over, it means nothing
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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