do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
