i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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