I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Houston, we have a squirter
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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