A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
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