his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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