My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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