Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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