But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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