On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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