Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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