Can i not drive my cunt home
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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