we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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