Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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