Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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