the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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