How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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