Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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