idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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