Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Randomize
