I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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