I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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