Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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