lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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