I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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