You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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