So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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