I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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