pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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