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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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