apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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