i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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