I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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