i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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