I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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