Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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