The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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