Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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