Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
We have so much sex to catch up on
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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