Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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