Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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