Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Randomize
