BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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