My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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