Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
My balls are so social today.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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