i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
This is the high leading the old right now
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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